Freitag, 19. April 2013
"Why is this shit country's official language not Turkish?" Celebration of the fiftieth anniversary of the recruitment of guest workers agreement between Germany and Turkey. German Chancellor Angela Merkel, in red and white bikini, has prepared a surprise cake to please the Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan, on the occasion of the day. But his excellence is angry. "Why is this shit country's official language not Turkish?" he exclaims on Germany with all colonial allure. A bodyguard of the Chancellor whispers via microphone into the cake: "Cheer convincingly, Chancellor, his temper is even worse than that of his bodyguards!" The latter have just beaten German Officials with well-known multicultural reduced code: "Waddoyoulook?" and "Fukkyourlanguage!". (2011).